I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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