Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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