am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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