I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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