Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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