now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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