In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
