Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I need a hoe opinion
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