Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize