for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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