Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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