How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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