actually, I'm a sock model
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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