we're blogging at a bar
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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