So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Randomize