yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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