can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
only if we run a train.
done.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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