Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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