either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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