so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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