when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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