What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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