You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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