He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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