just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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