If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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