I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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