you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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