im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
