so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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