how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
