Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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