I want you more than these girls want KFC
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize