Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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