Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Girls should come with a carfax report
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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