Christians are straight up FREAKS
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"