the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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