I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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