Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize