Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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