are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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