I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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