the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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