Betty ford says i'm here all night
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
