I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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