why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
