Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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