what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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