Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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