He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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