Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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