Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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