Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my shit smells like andre
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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