VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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