Sponge bath it is.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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