chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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